she looked like the before picture.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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