Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Oh Jesus.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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