I bet he comes in French.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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