Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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