absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You are a genius and a whore.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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