so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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