So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
