11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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