i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Randomize
