If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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