you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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