does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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