Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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