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3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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