spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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