so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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