Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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