No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I didn't notice because vodka
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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