You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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