awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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