How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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