Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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