Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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