I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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