the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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