I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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