Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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