The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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