On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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