If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Terrible idea I love it
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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