My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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