chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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