i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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