Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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