How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
