i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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