She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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