Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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