it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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