so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
