I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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