i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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