don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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