Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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