Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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