Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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