that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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