Barsexuality is the new black.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I deserve this hangover.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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