I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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