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so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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