I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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