summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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