oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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