we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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