Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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