Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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