Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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