You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
